Two days til I get this funny punk back from his mom. Can’t wait.

Two days til I get this funny punk back from his mom. Can’t wait.

Anonymous said: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

greetings:

Big Hero 6 trailer EASTER EGG: Look who escaped from prison.

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robotpignet:

Aston Martin V12 Vantage S transaxle

robotpignet:

Aston Martin V12 Vantage S transaxle

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kiyoharukumagai:

SerialNine G’s wagon

kiyoharukumagai:

SerialNine G’s wagon

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some-dude-named-jordan:

zerolee:

I don’t know what’s stronger the force of this nigga fist or his eyebrows. Them eyebrows giving him the power. He storing energy in them shits like a spirt bomb. How mad do you have to be to smack a nigga with the front of your fist. Idk what to be more scared of this nigga power or both or their shape ups. My nigga on the right got hit so hard his shape up folded in half and his forehead grew bout 3 ass cracks. My nigga on the left shape up so sharp it’s boutta kiss his eyebrow so tenderly. This shit scary to me. How you smack a nigga so hard your arm grow some lips. This one of those video game punches that make you want to sub a nigga out till he regain health. That man mouth bout to be swole as hell in like 10 seconds. This IS scary


I’m done

some-dude-named-jordan:

zerolee:

I don’t know what’s stronger the force of this nigga fist or his eyebrows. Them eyebrows giving him the power. He storing energy in them shits like a spirt bomb. How mad do you have to be to smack a nigga with the front of your fist. Idk what to be more scared of this nigga power or both or their shape ups. My nigga on the right got hit so hard his shape up folded in half and his forehead grew bout 3 ass cracks. My nigga on the left shape up so sharp it’s boutta kiss his eyebrow so tenderly. This shit scary to me. How you smack a nigga so hard your arm grow some lips. This one of those video game punches that make you want to sub a nigga out till he regain health. That man mouth bout to be swole as hell in like 10 seconds. This IS scary

I’m done

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"I give a fuck. I give lots of fucks, actually. I’m a prostitute of feelings."

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miniusa:

This raises way too many questions. Like: are the giants friendly in these parts? Just one stop on this epic road trip.

miniusa:

This raises way too many questions. Like: are the giants friendly in these parts? Just one stop on this epic road trip.


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lmae3:

samanthahatesyouu:

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I FUCKING DIED WHEN I SAW THIS SHIT HAHAHAH

Holy shit

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a-blackguy:

svelazquez:

hellcatt:

veevalencia:

made-mermaid:

aflylovesong:

Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship

And tacos

A lot of tacos

Pizza

Sushi

Cookies

Food

All of the above. And DSM’S.

moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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